Sparrow's Reality

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, sorry, I'm being a freak today... A little bit hyper... or a lotta-bit! xD Sorry, ignore my idiocy.
So Squirrel is the dude I like. And no, his actual name is not Squirrel, that's just a code-name. He is a bit spazzy, hence the name 'Squirrel'. Squirrels are spazzes, I know for a fact. And also, his last name sorta sounds like the word 'Squirrels', so yeah. Let me tell you about Squirrel, kay? Like I said, he is kinda spazzy. He also has a somewhat high-pitched voice. Not like Fred high-pitched, but the pitch of his voice is just slightly higher than an average guys voice. (If that makes any sense to you...) Once he was in this play, and these two obnoxious guys behind me said he sounded like a girl, so I turned around and told them to shut-up. I mean, it's not his fault his voice is like that! Besides, I think it's cute. Also my friend Nolen said he was gay and too feminine which is a total lie, I know that. I told Nolen to shut-up too. So anyway, he's really cute and he's also really skinny too... I sit next to him in math, which is the only class I have with him. See, my school has three hallways. 8th grade, 7th grade, and the Weaver hall, which is a mixture of the two. So I'm on the 8th grade hall and he's on the Weaver hall, but we're both in Algebra, so that's the only class we have together. Like I said, we sit right next to each other in that class, and the seats are arranged in pairs. I'm sooooooooooooo lucky to have that seat!!! He's constantly making fun of me and annoying me, but that's just our thing. He's really nice though, I know that. The thing is, he knows I like him, but he hasn't reacted to this information yet... I'll tell you how he knows. Squirrel, me, and my friend... lets call him Cornelius, were having a conversation in class. Squirrel and I were sitting together and Cornelius was behind us. This is how the conversation went:

Squirrel: *Staring at a wall plug*
Me: What are you doing?
Squirrel: Staring at the plug.
Me: Why?
Squirrel: Because I feel like it.
Cornelius: Okay... that's odd...
Me: Hey Squirrel, who do you like?
Squirrel: Not telling you.
Me: Is it... *names every girl in the class*
Squirrel: I love the plug.
Cornelious: Do you like Claire?
Squirrel: No, I hate her.
Cornelious: *whispers to me, but loud enough for Squirrel to hear* He likes you.
Me: *blurts out* I wish!
Squirrel: *still staring at the plug* What?!
Me: No, no I-I meant I,uhm...
Cornelious: You aren't very good at keeping secrets Claire...
Me: I didn't mean that! I meant that I-I, uhm..
*bell rings*
Squirrel: *escapes out the door*
Me: Ugh...

Yupp, so that's how he knows, but the day after that, (Which was yesterday) he acted like nothing was up...

He also knows because my friend had another conversation with him (this was before the incident in class I think...):

Amanda: I know someone who likes you!
Squirrel: Who!?
Amanda: Uhm... it's between Claire and Ashley...
Squirrel: Which one?
Amanda: Uh... Ashley! *Note: Ashley doesn't actually like him.*
Squirrel: But I only just met her yesterday!
Amanda: Yeah...
Squirrel: So does that mean Claire likes me?
Amanda: Uh...

Okay, I'm not sure that's exactly how it went. I only heard about it from Amanda so part of it might just be from my imagination.

So then there was a third conversation, it has nothing to do with him finding out I like him, but I felt like telling you about it anyway.

Me: Hi Squirrel... Have you seen my dad? I can't find him... *Note: My dad is a sub at the school and no I wasn't actually looking for him. That was just an excuse to talk to Squirrel*
Squirrel: I don't think he's here...
Me: Oh, well uhm... I guess I'll see you Monday...
Squirrel: No, we have Spring Break. I won't see you till next week--
Me: That's what I meant! Next Monday.
Squirrel: Right...
Me: So uhm, have a Happy Easter!
Squirrel: You too!
Me: *starts to walk off*
Squirrel: Bye Claire!
Me: Uh, bye!

Yupp! So now I can't stop thinking about him and it sucks becuase I won't see him for a whole week! Awh man!

Oh and another thing is, he says my name really weirdly to annoy me... Secretly I think it's cute! And a quote from my friend Kata: "Awh, that's really cute how he flirts with you!"
Kata thinks we would make a cute couple... What's up with the cuteness between us! Huh!?

~Sparrow, the love-sick bird.