Sparrow's Reality

Hello.
Hello to you all.

So on Wednesday a tornado was sighted (which is rare where I live, because tornadoes need to get past the mountains, and tornadoes don't usually do that...) and I'm in English class at the time. So I'm reading and the intercom comes on and a woman's voice says: "Teachers, sorry to interrupt your classes, but we are going into a tornado drill. Please escort your students to the hallway." So we all tramp outside into the hall and everyone is freaking out. I was one of the few who stayed calm, insisting: "Gosh, no need to freak out. And so what if we die, which we won't, but if we did we wouldn't be around to regret it." But no, everyone claims that "We are all going to dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!" Psshhh, scaredy-cats. So we all sit in the hallway for thirty minutes in silence, teachers prowling the area. I, entertaining myself by watching the two kids next to me play rock-paper-scissors, and thinking about Code Geass. Then they finally declared the tornado warning over and we all got to eat lunch in the classroom, listening to Cornelius say perverted stuff, eating Ash's pretzels with tuna, and arguing which was male and which was female, a spoon or a fork. (The spoon is the guy, the fork is the girl. Apparently I'm weird because I think this. Everyone else says the spoon is the girl and the fork is the guy...)

Well toodles to yoodles!
~Sparrow